The Numbers Game

2.5
Number of hours of sleep I got last night

6/1
Ratio by which I'm outnumbered right now, both two legged children and four

2
Cups of coffee required for me to even think about functioning this morning

8
The time tonight when I finally got to shower

0
The number of times I got to go to the bathroom by myself today

12
The number of poopie diapers I changed

4
The number of times my oldest child changed her clothes today - head to toe

83
How many emails and/or direct messages I have gotten and responded to so far today

13
The number of days left in The Husband's Travel Month from Hell

6
The number of "Accidents" that were had by my three year old today

360
Estimated number of times I had to say "NO", "STOP", or "DON'T RIDE ON THE DOGS"

1
The number of pizzas that my three year old managed to pee pee on. Don't even ask.

11
The time tonight when I would like to go to sleep

1.5
The time tomorrow morning I will probably wind up going to sleep

138
The number of new gray hairs I got today

90
The number of minutes I got to cuddle with my son tonight - a rare treat!

5%
The amount of sanity I have remaining

40,000
The amount of student loan money I owe

7
The number of years I spent in college

3.8
the GPA I graduated with

2/8
The number of years since graduation that I actually used that "hard earned degree"

117,000
"Salary" that would be applicable for a Stay At Home Mom

300
The number of times I laughed today

5
The number of times I cried today

3
The number of precious little lives smiles I am entrusted with that make my heart melt and make every frustrating day worthwhile.

0.0
The number of seconds I would trade my life for any other job in the world

Love, hugs, and blessings,
The Mama