Dear Fairy Godmother,

Dear Fairy Godmother,
We're going on two years now of begging and pleading for you to bippity-boppity-bo a pumpkin, or cantaloup, or some other fruit or veggie of your choice into a second vehicle option for our family.

I mean really, Cinderella got her crystal horse drawn carriage to arrive at the ball... could you maybe throw me a bone (or used but loved vehicle within our price range or that includes a reasonable monthly payment plan)?

Sure, I don't have the mice - but I'm pretty sure you are resourceful and creative enough to help a girl out.

Thank you again for your consideration,
The Mama