Clothes? A Towel? Something?

If you are one of those bare-all-in-the-locker-room kind of people, you might want to just stop reading now.

Because seriously... I do NOT understand how you can parade - yes, there is some parading going on - around in front of complete strangers stark naked. DO NOT GET IT!!! I mean, unless of course, that is your profession - but that's not really what we're talking about here, now is it?!

So this gym we joined - LOVE IT. Except for one thing. Every single woman in the locker room struts around start naked, or 50% nude at best.

Really. Really? Do you REALLY think that your boobs look THAT GOOD hanging down to your knees that EVERYONE in the entire locker room wants to look at them? Really.

And if you could take the time to set the towel underneath your butt so that you could sit down naked and play on your iPhone, do you not think that you could take the extra, oh I don't know... twenty seconds it would take to put a shirt on or maybe even just throw an extra towel over your lap so we don't all have to see your nether-regions? Oh, and by the way... crossing your LEGS would be at least COURTEOUS, don't you think??!!??!!

I am so proud of the men and women who are comfortable with their bodies. That's great. Really. But honestly, there IS a difference between dressing post-workout and parading around the locker room in your not-so-new-and-definitely-not-yet-improved birthday suit.

So, your endorphins have kicked in and you are feeling a little extra confident, maybe even a little bit exhibitonist-esque. But COME ON LADIES!!! Drying your hair totally in the nude in a crowded locker room? Really? REALLY???

If I have offended you, I apologize.

Love, hugs, and blessings,
The Mama